i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
My husband teaches math at a community college. His rants while grading are sometimes pretty epic.
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
Serious business conductor baby = awesome
Makes me wonder if the actual conductor is someone the baby knows.
A tub of baby Huskies walked by at the vet today
Not just huskies, sable huskies!!!
TUB OF PUPPIES!!!!!
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
As someone who occasionally has seizures, this is important info. Please know this and don’t panic.
I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.
and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great
Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?
Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.
FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA
I would play the hell out of this.
What I hate about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.
It’s me, Ranger.
OMG it’s a lab pup named RANGER it’s so cute I could die. My boy is Ranger too but he’s a black lab.
Nike, the German Shepard/ Lab Mix :)
OM NOM NOM I HAS A STICK.
- Aren’t you better yet?
- Why don’t you go to bed early if you’re so tired?
- Come on, it’s not THAT bad.
- THAT made you out of breath?
- You’re missing school/work AGAIN?
- You’re too young to be this ill.
- It could be worse, you know.
- But you don’t look sick.
- Yeah, everyone gets tired sometimes.
- You’re not sick, you’re just lazy.
- But you were fine yesterday?!
- You’re canceling on me AGAIN?!
Getting real tired of dealing with women’s clothing sizes. NOTHING IS CONSISTENT. S/M/L CAN MEAN LITERALLY ANYTHING IT WANTS APPARENTLY. EVEN THE NUMBERED SIZES ARE DIFFERENT FROM SHOP TO SHOP. Some are even different IN THE SAME FUCKING SHOP. Window shopping online is no longer a fun pastime today because I think my head might explode with the idiocy of it all.
Preach it sister.
Tracks from the past catch up to me in the present.
Familiar feelings…that I have tried so hard to forget.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I had to move on.
Life changed, but yet here I am again.
I try to remind myself that things are better now.
I’m not in that space any more.
Familiar feelings that keep me awake at night.
Will I need to move on?
Life changed, but yet here I am again.
Future is so uncertain…veiled in smoke.
Should I stay, should I go?
The temptation to vanish is great.
Just move on.
Life changes…but will I end up there again?
don’t test me you fucking smart ass rocks
exactly what divination is like.
Anonymous asked: If you would be so kind, may I have a spell to do with motivation/ending procrastination/improving focus? Thank you for your time, your blog is wonderful.
Sorry it took me all night to get to you, anon. I thought I had such a spell already on my blog, but I couldn’t find it. But here you go.
Purpose: To help with motivation and focus.
You Will Need: Paper and pen. A push pin. A candle. A fireproof dish.
Step One - Create a seal for focus. Generally, when I’m working a focus spell, I tend to use imagery that comes to a central point, like a spiral or a collection of triangles.
Step Two - Pin the seal to the candle and set it inside your fireproof container. I usually use a cast iron cauldron for this. If your seal comes to a central point, try to get your pin as close to that point as possible.
Step Three - Light the candle and recite:
To make my performance my very best,
I ask for focus to manifest.
Through paper seal and candlelight,
I draw motivation, focus, and insight.
Bless my work and bring me aim,
success, diligence, and acclaim.
It’s very likely that your seal will catch fire as the candle burns down. Allow it. That’s why the candle is placed in a fireproof container. Just keep an eye on it and don’t leave it burning unattended.
Step Four - If you want extra oomph, collect the ashes from your seal, the pin, and the wax of your candle once it’s cooled and mix them with dried eyebright in a charm bag or jar to be kept near your work area.
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
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