Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano
This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.
You guys butter nut squash all the veggie puns. But seriously, how long dill we move on to herbs? We’ve all got thyme for that! Chive got a feeling I could do this all day. I only mint well by herb puns, don’t turnip your nose at my jokes.
Oh geez. Ladies and gentleman, my boyfriend.
The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.
Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
I say it with a hard ‘G’ because 20 years ago when I started messing with GIFs there was no one to tell me how to pronounce it correctly. I chose the most logical pronunciation and went with it. When you get used to saying something a certain way for 20 years… that’s pretty much how you are going to say it no matter how incorrect someone tells you it is.
It’s like someone trying to tell you “Sun” is actually pronounced wombatnards. It’s going to take an awful lot of effort to train your brain to say “I got a really bad wombatnardsburn today. I should have used more wombatnardsblock.”
Hard G 4 life #YOLO
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Bee: Well, Steve, you should have spelled it ‘jif’ then. Also don’t you dare call the OED wrong ever again I will cut you, you pompous ass.
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No see, its spelled GIF, not JIF. Pronouncing it with a J sounds stupid and like I’m talking about peanut butter.
(via roguesareth)I agree with all of the above.
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
So cute. I wonder if Ranger would be that passive, if we raised a kitty in our house.
** CAUTION **
Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.
Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,
This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.
Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”
*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp.asp>
Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.
Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.
**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**
Note to self, don’t buy that stuff! Ranger would eat anything.
Made rebloggable because of awesome pwnage.
As a female chemist in the works, I out performed most people in lab and and whooping equal amounts in class. So to the asker who’s name I can’t reproduce, SUCK IT!
It’s attitudes like this that made my Uncle tell me not to be an IT major because “Women can’t make it in Computer Science.” Screw attitudes like this.
My internship starts today! On a bus on my way there. #summerinternship #selfie
i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
why
Facepalm.
Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!
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They aren’t married. They’re close friends who share a house. Sorry, but without physical intimacy I’m sure the guy does a LOT of wanking. A LOT.
Okay, look. even the Bible says that if you’re married, you have free reign to have sex. These people were depriving themselves of physical love for no reason whatsoever.
What’s that verse, it’s better to marry than to burn with passion? Yeah.
And yeah, I tend to agree with Jenni here, he probably was spending a lot of time wanking.
Apparently it’s not real. It’s satire. I’m glad, because I’ve seen marriages break up after a month without sex let alone two freaking YEARS.
i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
why
Facepalm.
Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!
I’
They aren’t married. They’re close friends who share a house. Sorry, but without physical intimacy I’m sure the guy does a LOT of wanking. A LOT.
Ryan and Colin throughout the years.
Just a few more years and
*gigglesnort*
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT-STACHE!
Poor people used to live in slums. Now the ‘economically disadvantaged’ occupy ‘substandard housing’ in the inner-cities. And a lot of them are broke. They don’t have ‘negative cash-flow’, they’re broke. Because many of them were fired. In other words, management wanted to ‘curtail redundancies in the human resources area’, and so many workers are no longer ‘viable members of the workforce’.
Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It’s as simple as that.
The CIA doesn’t kill anybody, they ‘neutralize’ people, or they ‘depopulate an area’. The government doesn’t lie, it engages in ‘disinformation’. The Pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation in something called ‘sunshine units’. Israeli murderers are called commandos, Arab commandos are called terrorists. The Contra killers were known as ‘freedom fighters’. Well if crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
George Carlin, Euphemistic Language (via kabinessence)
Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It’s as simple as that.
Read that again. And again. And again.
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Wow… if that’s not Orwellian I don’t know what is
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I recognized that right away as a Carlin bit. I believe that’s either from the 80’s or 90’s if I remember correctly.
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Granted, this is also (if I remember correctly) the bit where he craps on the use of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder because it’s not tough sounding enough, and implies that it’s something only military servicepeople get, and TOTALLY CRAPS on the idea that PTSD can (can does not mean always will) happen to anyone who experiences a life-threatening traumatic experience.
My opinion of Carlin dropped sharply after that.
(via fritokal)Yeah, his later stuff isn’t as good as the stuff from the 70’s when he was pretty mellow. (Mostly because he was stoned off his butt)
He also did a sequence on rape jokes that I don’t care for, but some of his material really rings true.
I’ve never seen this movie before, but it reminds me of the woman in the Phineas & Ferb cartoon who would say: “What did you think? A/Some (insert needed thing here) was/were just going to fall out if the sky?!? And then something usually does.
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