this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
oh my god
Ranger tries to get himself in as compact a ball as he possibly can. #ranger #lab #labrador #blacklab #bigbaby #howcanthatbecomfy
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
I love this, but excuse you, Caffeina is a powerful goddess in her own right.
well then i better start calling upon them i got a report due tomorrow.
GET OUT OF THERE CAT! You are not a tasty snack and you being trapped in there is not a good thing!! Poor kitty.
“one day, I’ll be a big police dog!”
possibly the cutest fucking thing i have ever seen omg
Working Puppy reporting for Duty! Sooooo cuuuuute
- DBT self soothing techniques
- PTSD Forum: Self Care
- ED Recovery: Self Soothing Techniques
- Addiction Recovery Coping Skills
- 99 Coping Skills: Things to do Instead of Cutting
- Invisible Disabilities Association of Canada: Coping Skills
Meditation & Relaxation:
- Tips to Start Meditating
- 8 Ways to Make Meditation Easy and Fun
- 18 Minute Guided Meditation: Blissful Deep Relaxation
- 1 Hour Universal Mind Meditation
- Guided Meditation for Sleep and Good Dreams
- Guided Meditation and Progressive Muscle Relaxation
- Progressive Muscle Relaxation
- 1 Hour of Nature Sounds
- 1 Hour Rain
- Foundations in Flow Yoga Class
- Heart Opening 30min Yoga Class
- 10min Shoulder Yoga Routine
- 9min Yoga Breathing Exercise (Pranayama)
- Kundalini Yoga Breathing Exercises (3 min)
- Make Origami
- DIY Home Spa
- Nail Art Tutorials
- Chevron Friendship Bracelets
- Glitter Jars
- Learn to Crochet
- Learn to Knit
- Turn an Old Shirt into a Tote
- Easy Sugar Cookies (Vegan recipe here)
- Garland Decorations
Reblogging for later reference
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
"tu puta madre" means "you’re wonderful and gorgeous" in spanish and i think thats absolutely beautiful
Not funny. Not cool.
Stop posting these.
agreed. and that is TOTALLY not what that phrase means.
According to Google Translate it means “Your mother bitch”.
MYTHOLOGY MEME - [5/9] GREEK GODS/GODDESSES: HEKATE
"Hekate Einodia, Trioditis [Trivia],
lovely dame, of earthly, watery,
and celestial frame, sepulchral,
in a saffron veil arrayed,
pleased with dark ghosts that
wander through the shade;
Perseis, solitary goddess, hail!”
This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately!
The hemi-demi-semicolon is what got me.
i couldn’t give less of a flaming fuck if guys feel excluded by the magical girl genre. sorry that you feel alienated by something that is meant to encourage and uplift girls and celebrate femininity. why dont you go partake in the 50,000,000,000 works of fiction that cater directly to you
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