I’ve given up trying to correct people.
I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.
I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?
Mine Lemaitre but people call me lemontar or lemotre what?!
Soliman? It’s not that hard.
bruns. fucking bruns is hard. like burns? NO I SAID BRUNS AS IN THE R GOES BEFORE THE U.
My last name is Dike
People have a tendency of spelling it as Dyke
Growing up in NJ, if your name doesn’t end in a vowel or is a single syllable, it’s going to get fucked. A name like Bjornsen…yeah, just rolls off the tongue (yes I’m being sarcastic), and it’s been butchered 28 ways to Sunday since preschool.
Granted, my married name is much easier to pronounce, but even that gets somehow fucked up.
Both my first and last name get it bad my first name Jennilee is pronounced Jenny-Lee. Not that hard. But I get JennAHLee and JeNIGHlee. As for my last name, Benda, people are forever trying to put a random R into it. Hubby and I get Bender, Brenda, Bendra. So yeah, I get double whammy.
You have now created a Holy Shit elemental.
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
This beautiful creature just had a seizure! :(
It’s my aunts labrador and I’m totally freaked out cause she’s gonna be home only tomorrow! I have never seen anything like that and I have no idea what to do to be honest. she told me he had seizures a couple of times before, but this was my first time seeing it. I feel so bad :(
Did she leave you the number of an emergency vet? You should call a vet.
Anyone who would class themselves as a Witch, Wiccan or just Pagan in general please reblog this!
I want to follow you guys so I can create more links on here and get to know people :)
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN
Why? It was a good one. Tasty, you might say, or piquant.
Having a hard time swallowing this one…
Bada bum tisss
EVERYONE who likes/reblogs this by halloween will get a cute ghost drawing based on their blog/fandoms :)
This bitch <3
but what about moving to the woods and writing poetry about the changing seasons tho?
Sounds like fun. Except I can’t write poetry for beans.
Too precious not to post…
"I hides in my fortress of leafies"
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
This is funny, but I couldn’t listen to more than the first few seconds before the audio train wreck gave me a headache.
Five knots will I tie for every unfriendly and unfaithful shooter - on the guns, on the bows, on every weapon of war. O knots, shut against the shooter all highways and byways, close up the guns, put all the bows out of order, string together all the weapons of war; in my knots let there be almighty virtue.
You can plug in anywhere on the square
My thought is that it would be entirely too easy to overload this outlet and start an electrical fire.
Ranger says: pillows are for laying your head on. Goodnight. #ranger #labrador #lab #blacklab #sleepydogface
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